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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5352
The once was a ho named karen        (Jen)
Who sat on a horse ere his fall        (Anon.)
Squidward is my best friend        (Lexie)
there was once a manager called richard        (Anon.)
Then he died and f*cked himself        (bruh)

5351
There once was a girl named        (Marie)
Robyn        (Anon.)
Who left us all at Leeds Day        (Anon.)
there was once a girl named britani        (Anon.)
Steve        (Anon.)

5350
There one was a girl called        (Katrina)
There once was a man called        (richard)
lauren        (Anon.)
Skelet        (Skelet)
There once was a girl named        (Marie)

5349
Msrit has udbhav        (msrit)
who just simply coulnt help it        (camacho)
Laura        (Anon.)
Mantinadore        (Isaak)
konijnen        (jose)

5348
there once was a girl named debbie        (Anon.)
David        (Anon.)
there once was a man named nicholas        (Anon.)
So he came back from Devon a woman        (Anon)
He is well loved and we will miss ya        (Jerry )

5347
I wanted to live in Paris        (Paris)
Letís celebrate a great doctor from Maine        (Anon.)
OH WHAT A SHAME        (Anon.)
OMG A LANE        (Anon.)
OH MY GOD        (Anon.)

5346
There was a young student that once lived at 2460 Quadra        (Skippy)
Where often her clothes smelled of like a damp Parka        (Anon.)
She took them to Sparkle        (Anon.)
Where the old men thought she was a bombshell        (Anon.)
Paris france        (Paris)

5345
When his patients came in        (Anon.)
He ran around like Flin        (Anon.)
To see what trouble awaits him within        (Anon.)
demon slayer seventeen        (Anon.)
spaz        (spaz)

5344
There was a young woman called Jandy        (Anon.)
Tarek        (Anon.)
There once was a man from stockport        (Trigger)
There once was a Dr. named Bronson        (Anon.)
He repeatedly misplaced his Johnson        (Anon.)

5343
There once was a girl who slept in a pan        (Anon.)
and said im a fan        (Campbell)
there was a young fellow called nick        (Anon.)
Jandy        (Anon.)
There was a young woman called Jandy        (Anon.)

5342
there once was a man who had no fan        (sniper no sniping)
:(        (Anon.)
i am a fan        (Anon.)
who got scamed        (Anon.)
:)        (Anon.)

5341
The once was a man who liked        (spiders)
hi        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)

5340
You're a loser        (You're a loser)
You're a loser        (You're a loser)
You're a loser        (You're a loser)
You're a loser        (You're a loser)
You're a loser        (You're a loser)

5339
There once was a girl named Brooke        (Anon.)
Who was a crook        (Just)
loser        (Anon.)
you        (Anon.)
haha        (Anon.)

5338
I once knew an old man named        (Dave)
There was was a mummy called        (jill)
Adam        (Jonesy)
sarah        (Anon.)
sarah        (Anon.)

5337
There once was a teacher named Ryan        (fran)
everytime i hear this time, i come out sighing        (fran)
such a strong soul, he fought for what he believed in        (fran)
pointing out of what should be done or should have been        (fran)
join the legacy within what he believe and act upon that you can apply in        (fran)

5336
There once was a gal name of Jane        (Anon)
Who was caught on her bike in the rain        (Anon)
Sheltered under a bridge        (Anon)
I recall a young man name Ryan        (Ryan)
His wit, his intelligence was absolutely blinding!        (blinding)

5335
I want to travel said Jessica Tap        (Anon.)
But I don't know how to read a map        (Anon.)
she sat and thought        (Anon.)
a little distraught        (Anon.)
So if I get lost, I won't give a crap.        (Anon.)

5334
Gail Platt is our queen        (Xx_Gail Lover_xX)
pig        (Anon.)
He had many a fan        (Anon.)
pencil case        (Anon.)
I once new a young girl called Nikki        (Sticky knockers)

5333
I once at a green potato        (Alex)
Who was always on the pissa        (Melissa)
Who was as thick as a potato        (Emma)
We really want to win        (Seven)
i am swag        (luk)

5332
Rachael        (Anon.)
Jaguar        (Crow)
Anni        (Anon.)
Rachelsmachel        (Thila)
56rythshfgth        (gfhghffgh)

5331
There once was a teacher named Ryan        (Anon.)
a very well dressed lad        (Lee)
There once was a banker named Lee        (Anon.)
OBAMA AWAY        (OBAMA)
Rachael        (Anon.)

5330
Sdddf        (DFS)
DFS        (Anon.)
Matthew MNJK        (matthew)
VVVHJ        (xef)
df        (f)

5329
Annabella        (Anna)
Clarabella        (Clara)
Cinderella        (Ella)
sdddf        (sfdsf)
ftdfhevwFC        (Anon.)

5328
There once was a girl named        (joy)
Annabelle        (Anna)
Annabelle        (Anna)
Annabella        (Anna)
Clarabella        (Clara)

5327
I recall a young lady named        (Sue)
Who worked at the National Zoo        (Ditsy)
There once was a bear who like honey        (Anon.)
And when they met it was bloody.        (G)
I am going to get drunk        (Anon.)

5326
There once was a boy named Will        (Anon.)
He decided to sit on a hill        (Anon.)
His laces were undone        (Anon.)
he sat under the sun        (Anon.)
And down the hill fell        (Anon.)

5325
There once was a young not old Goose        (Goose)
Who said "Je suis fou"        (Lin)
He ran of to a square        (me)
And danced with a pear        (yahoo)
Before killing himself with a kazoo        (xp)

5324
there once was a man called gary        (Anon.)
there once was a man called Tommy        (Tommy)
Sochum        (d)
We connect the dots        (Anon.)
Dots        (Anon.)

5323
There once was a boy named        (Enzo)
Ronaldo        (Anon.)
there once was a girl with a gap        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Tash)
Madam is        (Anon.)

5322
Poets are rare in this room        (Anon.)
Anon is a poor nom de plume        (Ditsy)
Did the cat get your tongue?        (Anon.)
It's coated with dung        (Flaco)
Are you sure it's not in my womb?        (Chaco)

5321
There once was a girl named kay        (tree)
who hugged a tree every day        (tree)
There once was a man named        (Keith)
Who really liked cans        (Jarel)
Joker cool faces voices crazy        (Mika)

5320
There once was a woman named Sue        (Hen)
Who completed a guest survey        (Anon.)
I like football and my favorite team is Chelsea        (Josh)
There once was a fella named Guy        (Mirabella )
There once was a girl named kay        (tree)

5319
A mixed up person from Queens        (Anon.)
Opened a tin of baked beans        (shaz)
Bell        (Anon.)
"I don't like the smell"        (Ditsy)
Is that a stain on my jeans?        (Ditsy)

5318
There once was a person named liam        (Anon.)
Who prowled around the art museum        (Anon.)
Paul        (Laura)
there once was a person named Liam        (Dick)
There once was a man called        (Jim)

5317
A librarian once named Kathleen        (Library)
The smallest girl you've ever seen        (Anon.)
She knows tons about books        (Anon.)
And can shush with one look        (Anon.)
With Refernce skills so very keen!        (Anon.)

5316
There once was a man        (Anon.)
Who ate from a pan        (Anon.)
His kids said why did you do that        (Anon.)
It's how I stay slim and not fat        (Anon.)
Megan        (Anon.)

5315
S lady speaks the truth        (Veritas)
there once was a lady named        (cara boots)
There once was a guy        (Eddie)
protection 1        (Anon.)
A tantrum make him to tweet        (Anon.)

5314
there was a chick named        (rebecca)
who loved the pecker        (Anon.)
she said with glee this sets me free        (Anon.)
but after i have to take a pee        (Anon.)
I hope it's nearer than Mecca        (Anon.)

5313
There once was a woman named Cleo        (Anon.)
She ruled over Egypt many years ago        (Anon.)
She didn't fit in        (Anon.)
She wasn't egyptian        (Anon.)
But she still lead well        (Anon.)

5312
i know an old man named walt        (Anon.)
Who was in a cult        (Bob)
No one knew him        (Anon.)
No one cared        (Anon.)
Until he shot up a school then smiled        (Anon.)

5311
Jeremy works at GRAYBOX        (Anon.)
And dines on bagels and lox        (Ditsy)
kate just ate an apple or two i wouldnt be suprised if she ate eighty eight        (kate)
her hair a little late just like her all the time to english mate        (Anon.)
Her hair a little late just like her all the time to English mate        (Isla)

5310
There was a young girl with a bust        (Anon.)
Her hair was the color of rust        (Anon.)
And when she ate pizza,        (Anon.)
she would cuss        (Anon.)
there was a girl named meredith        (person)

5309
there once was a kid named stacey        (stacey)
he was kind of crazy        (Anon.)
he liked things that were lacey        (Alex)
there once was a dog named cat        (Anon.)
he was really fat        (bob)

5308
My name is Mrs. Hassig        (Anon.)
I really think my job is cool        (Anon.)
Every day it is fun        (Anon.)
Except when the students drool        (Greg)
i am a yellow fellow who likes to bellow        (Anon.)

5307
Today is your birthday        (Craig )
There once was a man named Brandon        (Bdog)
louise        (lou)
a wee irish girl called Maureen        (Moe)
There once was a man named Walter        (Anon.)

5306
There once was a girl named julia        (Anon.)
boston pizza        (Anon.)
Zoe        (Squeak)
Dog        (AARON )
there once was a teacher called Cummins        (Anon.)

5305
There once was a dog named Jerry        (Jazzy)
He was very hairy        (Anon.)
he smelled kind of funny        (Anon.)
he had a big tummy        (Anon.)
and was secretly the tooth fairy!        (Anon.)

5304
He died like a chick        (non)
There once was a man with a sword        (Anon.)
he took it everywhere        (hi)
he caught with it a hare        (hi)
there once was a man with a sword        (hi)

5303
There once was a man named Bob        (Anon.)
Who licked his lips like a slob        (Ditsy)
When dinner was through        (He'd eat a whole shoe?)
fsdfklsfsga        (Anon.)
AND HE DIEd        (bob)

5302
There was a young girl from Upwey        (JuJu)
Who wanted to be Queen for a day        (Ditsy)
When I asked her why        (Anon.)
That's what made him a smarto        (Bobo)
So it was her best Birthday        (Reyna)


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