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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5221
I love tacos so much        (Pyro)
Harry Potter is unbelivia        (Olivia)
I met a girl at Mkibbins        (Anon.)
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5220
I just moved to the city        (Anon.)
New york        (Jon)
Drinking        (Anon.)
An Eagle was passing        (Anon.)
there was a great aunt named winnie        (Anon.)

5219
David throws up        (Anon.)
David drinks 7 beers        (Anon.)
Ingwon loves Wen        (Anson)
there once was a boy named johnny        (Anon.)
energy revolution        (Anon.)

5218
Today is the birthday of        (Michelle)
drejn        (wea)
wew        (losa)
hun        (asif)
eens        (khara)

5217
I do enjoy work with semantics        (cc)
Words with a sense of dramatic        (cc)
But thinking of soup        (cc)
with such a fun group        (cc)
pop        (Anon.)

5216
There once was a girl who loved books        (Anon.)
Captain Hook thought she was a crook        (OR3O)
Her mom was good and should get her more books        (Anon.)
Even though she still loved Captain Hook        (Anon.)
She had a love for Peter Pan and his fairy        (Lili)

5215
There is a young man        (woo)
who is a        (Richard)
She slept all day        (Tessa )
There was a women        (She)
simon        (Anon.)

5214
There was once a woman called natalia        (Anon.)
There was once a boy name Rhys        (rhysie)
There was once a Squadron called UB-ass        (Sheppeck)
and said he needed a pull        (katty)
Sarah        (Anon.)

5213
HINT:        (HINT:)
Hoi Temmy        (HINT:)
Hiiii        (HINT:)
Hickory        (HINT:)
He had a massive inpay        (No HINT:)

5212
There was a wrestler from USA        (Cena)
He had a massive inpay        (LoBo)
And he came slitherin' in...        (The stick)
Watch out watch out watch out...        (The Undertaker)
RKO out of nowhere        (21 PIL0TS)

5211
there was a man from sydney        (LoBo)
He literally just turned thirty        (The stick)
For his pressie        (Cena)
He got all messy        (The Undertaker)
And he got a ticket to see Messi        (21 PIL0TS)

5210
there was a guy called Mick who just turned 60        (the stick)
he need the toilet so he could pee        (LoBo)
the clover of luck said 'what do you want'        (Cena)
he replied 'just a grant'        (The Undertaker)
THe clover said "oh yes oh yes i see        (21 PIL0TS)

5209
There once was a man from Cork        (Anon.)
There is a nice lady named kerry        (Birthday )
There was a young man called kalan        (Anon.)
sarah        (Anon.)
hull shirt rudder        (dennett)

5208
look at all the lonely people        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Harold        (Anon.)
he's self assured        (Anon.)
but his cat was a turd        (LN)
and ate the 20 dollar bill        (Anon.)

5207
I have a dream        (Anon.)
Another Towey Birthday        (PJ)
tree        (Anon.)
dog        (Anon.)
apple        (Berry)

5206
A pilchard caught swimming off dover        (Anon.)
Drank a lot of beer        (nolan)
Mel        (Anon.)
matt        (Anon.)
Stay up all night and then all day again        (Helen Gilligan )

5205
Happy Birthday Mr. Riley        (Anon.)
There was a student called Chris        (Chris)
He loves to play soccer        (Chris)
There was a old man called        (Danny)
i once knew a nurse        (Anon.)

5204
my name is andrew        (Anon.)
i fall down a lot        (Anon.)
and I like to smoke pot        (Anon.)
so come here bitch, you're my thot        (Anon.)
And suck this dick cuz im hot        (Ash the OG Nigga)

5203
there was a girl daisy        (Anon.)
who was very cracy        (Anon.)
she loves to dance        (Anon.)
as she was from france        (Anon.)
but no one said her grcy        (Anon.)

5202
Drank a lot of beer        (Craig)
Gusset        (Zander)
Instalad        (James)
Apprentice I am        (Anon.)
there was a girl daisy        (Anon.)

5201
Happy Birthday        (Gabriella)
summer        (Anon.)
this year was a lot funner        (Anon.)
ogre        (Ogre)
Andrea        (Anon.)

5200
Hiiii        (Anon.)
Hiiii        (Anon.)
Hiiii        (Anon.)
Hiiii        (Anon.)
Hiiii        (Anon.)

5199
Once a pona time there was a hag        (Anon.)
Who had a bag        (Anon.)
In the bag was a potion        (Anon.)
The potion was used on a god and made a proton explosion        (Anon.)
that destroyed the unoiverse        (Anon.)

5198
Lee        (Babe)
Once a pona time there was a hag        (Lucy Ola)
Who had a bag        (Lucy Ola)
The bag has a potion        (Anon.)
Witch the potion wads used on was a proton        (Anon.)

5197
There was a man called        (Steve)
Who ate all the biscuits        (Anon.)
There was a girl called        (Katie)
There was a lady called        (Kirsty)
Lee        (Cariad)

5196
Zabix        (Anon.)
He hated my car in the shed        (Anon.)
Hi        (Anon.)
HshsieiwbcN ft have        (Anon.)
Ha        (Anon.)

5195
there was once        (Anon.)
but his friend        (Anon.)
loved        (Anon.)
saw        (Anon.)
so he decided        (Anon.)

5194
There once was a man who loved steak        (El Gato)
But his friend served hin tuna instead        (Anon.)
he was ok with tuna        (avi)
And so was Luna        (Anon.)
So a fine dinner it did make        (Anon.)

5193
in a devon village called south zeal        (j)
had a certain country appeal        (j)
I once met a man named        (Niall)
There once was a man called        (gill)
cat        (cat)

5192
There once was a woman named        (Tina)
To be precise named TIna        (Arena)
It is her Birthday        (Anon.)
On this Saturday        (Anon.)
So all day she can be a dive        (Anon.)

5191
There once was a chef named        (Ken)
He became a sales guy and sold spices in the end        (Ken)
He worked with a group named Ram        (Anon.)
The best thing he said at the end        (Anon.)
gh        (simon)

5190
There she was dreaming        (Kasi)
Of a knight shining        (Kasi)
Smack on the desk        (Kasi)
Her head smacked the table        (Kasi)
pythagorean therom math trash bash        (Anon.)

5189
Mrs. Lazaruk, oh so sweet and smart        (Thvisha)
She liked her daily with a tart        (Kasi)
She felt an itch        (Kasi)
Could this be a switch        (Kasi)
This avacado will turn me into dead art        (Kasi)

5188
there once was a man hater called emma        (Anon.)
Who had lots of dilemmas        (Sahi)
He hadn't succeeded        (Anon.)
There one        (Anon.)
There once was a Sheila named Holly        (Jolly)

5187
Maam, there's a mouse in your stew!        (Anon.)
i don't care its good for my poo!        (Anon.)
oh my she said        (Me not you)
get into my bed        (Anon)
Loves to play soccer        (Sammy)

5186
Silly Silky Cupid was a really really big fool        (Anon.)
there once was a lady named mel        (Anon.)
who sat on a stool        (booperdooper)
There once was a general surgeon on call        (Anon.)
who fell in love with patients stools        (Fautas)

5185
silly cupid        (sy5chat)
silly cupid        (sy5chat)
Went to swim in a pool        (Mary Lou)
Where he knew he would definitely rule        (Anon.)
But really he was quite stupid        (Anon.)

5184
Their once was a woman call Irene        (Anon.)
Simon        (Lianne)
Simon        (Lianne)
Hula hoop        (Lianne)
there once was a person named julia        (julia)

5183
I once know a young man named max        (max)
There was once a        (Pineapple)
forks and corks are in to the loo while someone was doing a poo        (Anon.)
vanessa        (Anon.)
Car camera swim dinner        (Tom)

5182
The American Revolution (1775-83) is also known as the American Revolutionary War and the U.S. War o        (Anon.)
Milt        (Anon.)
I am considerate        (Anon.)
World War II was fought between the Axis Powers (Germany, Italy, Japan) and the Allied Powers (Brita        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (GemmA)

5181
chris        (pringle)
Lucas dribbles around the clock        (Nana and Papa )
He picked up the ball        (Anon.)
And laughed a loud guffaw        (Anon.)
The American Revolution (1775-83) is also known as the American Revolutionary War and the U.S. War o        (Anon.)

5180
zit goreat to be rnhere        (Anon.)
i like school a lot        (Anon.)
there was a young man named        (Liam)
COLIN        (COL)
Alan        (Jezza)

5179
There was a nice girl called        (Leilani)
who said she was never sorry        (Aari)
one day something happened        (Anon.)
her heart blackened        (Anon.)
she is no longer marry        (Anon.)

5178
Amy was much like a cat        (Amy)
Lived in japan        (Jessica )
cock sniff        (Aaron)
ppoooo        (Aaron)
fdgdfgsdfgsdf        (Anon.)

5177
P45 IS NOT ALIVE        (Anon.)
There was a young girl called Kate        (Anon.)
Looking for a date        (Eimear)
There was once a young lady from Västerås        (Michaela)
It was her birthday of course        (Anon.)

5176
There once was a lady from Grosse Ile        (Anon.)
There once was a scout called Frankie        (Anon.)
Whose job had him steal from the bank        (Anon.)
A brown envelope, on his desk he had hoped        (Anon.)
it was really, really, unforgivably bad. his wife left him,        (Anon.)

5175
There once was a mutant person        (Anon.)
He/She was called "No Gender Darwin"        (Anon.)
He/She got caught in a net        (Anon.)
He/She was a lovely pet        (Anon.)
He/She was really good at action!        (Anon.)

5174
max        (Anon.)
there once was a goober named        (Doug)
dug        (issy)
he liked to roll on a rug        (issy)
Ed        (Anon.)

5173
A MAN LIVED IN A HOUSE WITH BATS        (Anon.)
there was lady called shirley        (mick)
who lived in a town called purley        (Anon.)
I work at a place called Lenhart        (Anon.)
There was a young lady called Sarah        (Rick)

5172
Blah        (Anon.)
Theres a boy named alan        (Gary)
makes decisions that don’t confuse        (confuse )
who with his genitalia regularly abuse        (Conky)
she yelp why daddy why        (anon)

5171
I was walking down the street        (Zander)
And I saw a girl with feet        (Zander)
The man was dancing to the beat        (Anon.)
Could you give me that seat        (Anon.)
i wont go        (dildy do)


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