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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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6058
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6057
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6056
There was a young lady called sarah        (Anon.)
There was an ex sailor called Steve        (James)
Youngest engineer he would achieve        (Anon.)
3 daughters he has, it couldn;t be bad, except when shopping on xmas eve        (Anon.)
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6055
There once was a boy called George        (George)
There was once a cat called Thea        (Anon.)
this cat went on many adventures and had sex with multiple other cats        (Anon.)
and had multiple kids        (messy)
what do you think        (messy)

6054
There once was a wife called Von        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named Ja'Nae        (Anon.)
Chapter 7 Deuces wild Community based Chicago,IL David Gage Carnell Jarrell        (Anon.)
hambougror        (chack)
There was a teacher called paddy        (Tony)

6053
there once was a man named chris        (chris)
There was a young man called Mick        (Anon.)
Hamza        (Bumza )
Conor        (Anon.)
pish        (Anon.)

6052
Our choir needed straight lines        (Anon.)
To stop hearing this man whine        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)

6051
There once was a man named Si        (Anon.)
Who was quite fond of apple pie        (Anon.)
Cara        (Anon.)
Abigail        (Anon.)
Janelle        (Nell)

6050
The ego knows no bounds        (Anon.)
It satisfies itself by inflicting wounds        (Anon.)
All that matters is to win        (Anon.)
Let there be scheming and let there be din        (Anon.)
Open pollinated coffee grounds        (Anon.)

6049
one        (Anon.)
two        (Anon.)
three        (Anon.)
Buy three eggs and get a hen for free        (Anon.)
Everything's about your chicken        (Anon.)

6048
Nikita likes anime        (Anon.)
He always wants one for his birthday        (Anon.)
But this is Sinterklaas        (Anon.)
And this looks suspicious        (Anon.)
Maybe he'll get some on father's day        (Anon.)

6047
There once was a girl called Romy        (Anon.)
She was always quite lonely        (Anon.)
Smashing iphones daily        (Anon.)
She is rather boney        (Anon.)
Cause she just wanted pepperoni        (Anon.)

6046
There once was a girl called Romy        (Anon.)
She was always quite lonely        (Anon.)
Smashing iphones daily        (Anon.)
Moving so slowly        (Anon.)
She just wanted pepperoni        (Anon.)

6045
There once was a girl called Eva        (Diva)
Christmas is amazing        (Anon.)
and she was a diva, while everyone celebrated Christmas        (Anon.)
She rode on her sledges        (Anon.)
Her sledgedogs were ill with fever        (Anon.)

6044
There was a man called Franklin        (Anon.)
Who loved to play the violin        (Anon.)
I went to say hello        (Anon.)
And he began playing the cello        (Anon.)
I was embarrased to have barged in        (Anon.)

6043
one rainy day walking was steve        (Anon.)
he made everyone believe        (crunch)
the lashing rain is nothing to fear        (Anon.)
put your best foot forward and steer clear        (Anon.)
the blues aren't forever here        (Anon.)

6042
There was a lady from India        (Anon.)
She was on social media        (Anon.)
She was cray        (Anon.)
That or lazy        (Anon.)
All she ate was cereal        (Anon.)

6041
There once was a man from Brazil        (Anon.)
He roamed at his free will        (Anon.)
Some say he was mad        (Anon.)
Only he was a nomad        (Anon.)
But all he meant was goodwill        (Anon.)

6040
There was a young man called rob        (Kenna)
he nearly began to sob        (me)
He got up and left        (Anon.)
But almost wept        (Anon.)
Oh poor rob        (Anon.)

6039
There once was a girl named pat        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named jen        (Anon.)
she likes to sleep        (Anon.)
and to count sheep        (Anon.)
she'd sleep and write in pen        (bridge)

6038
There once was a fellow from Beaver        (Anon.)
Swore he'd turn the whole world to believers        (FLITTEN240)
He abandoned his seat        (FLITTEN240)
He rose to his feet        (FLITTEN240)
Found he truly was an achiever        (FLITTEN240)

6037
There once was a young boy named        (Lucky Luc)
I hope that your vision isn't blurred.        (Lindsey Duck)
Y'all messed it up        (Tiff)
There once was a fellow from Beaver        (FLITTEN240)
Let's start over        (Tiff)

6036
Sup bro how is life going?        (No Name)
Gang gang pulling Jackets here word        (Vinny Chi )
Same These jacets trying to get my arms word        (Vinny Chi )
Sup bro do you have the bling?        (Anon.)
I just gave it to ling-ling        (Anon.)

6035
Why is so hard to write a Limerick?        (Anon.)
I don't want to this Mr. Prick        (Anon.)
Cotton candy is so fluffy        (Anon.)
Can someone get me some coffee?        (Anon.)
Why am I still writing this Limerick?        (Anon.)

6034
Pack your bag kids        (adlin)
skkrt skrrt        (Anon,)
Gang Gang        (Anon,)
boi        (Anon,)
Stop pulling my skirt        (Anon.)

6033
Ducks are fluffy poof birds        (Anon.)
I hope that your vision isn't blurred.        (Anon.)
Have some ice cream cake.        (Anon.)
Don't eat too much or you'll ache.        (Anon.)
Your views will be heard gladly.        (Anon.)

6032
There once was a youngster called Marcel        (Anon.)
whose passion for squid was enourmous        (Anon.)
He found Maricel        (Anon.)
it was love oh so deep        (Anon.)
for she's sweet, smart and so gorgeous        (Anon.)

6031
There once was a young lass, quite pretty        (Alessia)
She found a witty bloke chill and pretty        (Anon.)
She woke up from the dream as the alarm struck seven        (Anon.)
He was neither pretty nor chill and rather uneven        (Anon.)
She slept again and woke up really late        (Anon.)

6030
There was a fickle man called Noah        (rudra)
He thought he was a blessing        (Anon.)
He went on messing        (Anon.)
Without even guessing        (Anon.)
It's been a decade since he was a curse        (Anon.)

6029
There was a fickle man called Noah        (Anon.)
He swore he new when it was over        (Anon.)
And said, "Here's to new beginnings!"        (Anon.)
"Or maybe the last of endings."        (Anon.)
The ghosts of his enemies hover.        (Anon.)

6028
There once was a Phi named Ryan        (Anon.)
There once was a short man called mike        (Anon.)
When they stole a bike        (Anon.)
And hid it behind a pike        (Anon.)
The police tried to capture them and they ran        (Anon.)

6027
im ready to go home        (areej)
im positive im not alone        (areej)
this is a long day        (areej)
but its wednesday so yay        (areej)
homeswork just so tiring you know        (areej)

6026
I use to look up        (anon)
but now i look down        (anon)
my once turned up smile        (Anon.)
is now a crooked frown        (anon)
ya        (Anon.)

6025
There once was a man named Tom.        (Anon.)
Who was also a living time bomb.        (Anon.)
He'd go through his day        (Anon.)
But try as he may        (Anon.)
he would never stay        (anon)

6024
There once was a woman on Venus        (Anon.)
start        (Anon.)
a new        (Anon.)
limerick        (Anon.)
now        (Anon.)

6023
Don't fall just stand up and cry        (:))
tom is a perfect gentleman        (kia)
you messed it up        (Anon.)
So now you'll get no pup        (Dylan)
fjdklsa;        (Anon.)

6022
Gucci gang gucci gang        (Dan the Man)
I am the man my mang        (Anon.)
Got a plan understand?        (Dan the Man)
do you like ham        (areej)
I understand        (TeeTee)

6021
In your gleaming radiance        (Breeeemo)
Your crimes that were heinous        (Breeeemo)
and became hideus        (Natalia)
I could argue your proposal        (timmy)
Gucci gang I am the vassal        (Anon.)

6020
Jo        (Anon.)
Christmas is a time to defuse        (Anon.)
he groaned and moaned        (Anon.)
Line 5 here        (Anon.)
i like to eat        (Simmy)

6019
there once was a golfer called neil        (Anon.)
Mr nell was a small small fell        (MAD)
this poem is bad        (critic)
and it is quite sad        (critic)
this truth is a thing i must tell        (critic)

6018
santa on his sleigh came in to pay        (mike)
he slipped and fell on a pile of hay        (coward)
after landing on his butt he couldn't help but strut        (jeff)
he had gifts for those who prayed        (ian)
period        (osaka)

6017
he was a lovely peaceful duck        (Anon.)
who just wants dksjbsaj        (Anon.)
He loves cars        (Callum)
chloe        (Anon.)
That lovely young man        (mike)

6016
there was a man named adam        (ss)
Sarah        (Anon.)
Becky        (Anon.)
There was a man named frank        (Anon.)
There was a biker called Don        (Anon.)

6015
Freud        (Anon.)
The rummer        (Anon.)
He left Lebanon        (asd)
In the summer        (Anon.)
computer craphics card        (Anon.)

6014
There once was a man from Spain        (jhg)
He was always in a lot of pain        (jhg)
He sat on a log        (jkh)
and croaked like a frog        (jhg)
Until he could board the train.        (h)

6013
my uncles name was doc        (Anon.)
He was a real cock        (Anon.)
He looked like        (Brooks)
And never since had a        (Neil)
karl        (paula)

6012
There once was a woman named Sarah        (Anon.)
she was a fucking ray of sunshine and we all hated her. that remids me of this won time actually whe        (gladys)
I blew up the planet        (buttz)
And Sarah said "damn it"        (Anon.)
William Blake        (Anon.)

6011
there once was a girl called        (hannah)
Yucheng        (Anon.)
He fucked up a calf        (John)
There once was a young man called David        (Anon.)
this is shit        (Anon.)

6010
What do i say about mr trump?        (Anon.)
oh yeah, he is a cunt        (Anon.)
that bitch belongs in a dump        (Anon.)
so that he can fuck a chip munk        (Anon.)
and that shit licker smells like a skunk        (Anon.)

6009
er was eens een jonge uit gronigen        (jasmij)
Hickory dickory dock some bastard sucked on my cock        (red)
OH FUCK, IT WAS MR. SPOCK!!        (bluebaby)
Her mouth attached to my dick like a lock        (Anon.)
And fried up my balls in a wok        (lol)


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