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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4920
There was a unicorn from Holland        (Alex)
In love with a vampire from Poland        (Henk)
THERE WAS AND OLD LADY WHO LIVED HOLLAND        (STELZ)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


4919
There once was a girl called tasha        (Anon.)
kys        (Anon.)
i want to kill        (your mom)
hello its me        (mikeal)
can i die now        (clorox bleach)

4918
There once was a girl called Lorene        (Anon.)
Juliet        (Juul)
there was a yong man called        (dawse)
There once was a girl named        (Christi)
dounut        (Anon.)

4917
My magnificent cat names Joey        (Anon.)
we lived on a planet called earth        (Anon.)
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv        (Anon.)
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv        (Anon.)
vv        (Anon.)

4916
Teacher        (Anon.)
fggtt        (gggg)
alleen nog een limerick bedenken        (Anon.)
Who whip out his dick and said suck it        (Mike)
Who sported an enormous spike        (Anon.)

4915
There once was a man names Dan        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Jo        (Jo)
There once was a girl called        (Nikita)
There once was a girl called        (Nicola)
steve        (Anon.)

4914
There once was a hot girl named karen        (Joshua)
Who was so fucking ugly she should kill herself        (FUCK)
Then she died        (MOTHER FUCKER)
FUCKING RETARD SHE IS        (Yoda)
JAJAJA        (Himmler)

4913
The mountain shine bright with a fire        (Em sher)
He loved to play soccer        (Conor)
Enter the Dragon        (Dean)
Eat the wagon        (Roze)
Filled with liars        (Roeee)

4912
There was am old man called        (Gonz)
Robin        (Anon.)
It is a        (Stijn)
Middelburg        (Santa Claus )
I know a man named        (cooper)

4911
There once was a very big house        (Anon.)
wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdasdwasdwasdawds        (wasdasdwadwasdwasdwa)
Dick        (Rebecca)
there once was a dimity Davies        (Anon.)
world war 1        (Anon.)

4910
There was once a man named        (Robin)
There was a man, Mister        (White)
I'll start for myself        (Anon.)
James        (Anon.)
I wish he woul be here        (Yolo)

4909
School is hard        (Dcrump)
there was a man named Conrad        (Griffin)
who liked to eat fudge        (Mette)
he name was        (nate)
He thought that his life was RAD        (Reuben)

4908
There was a young girl called        (lou)
There was a man in Uzbekistan        (Anon.)
There was a girl called Eva        (Anon.)
There was a young girl called Eva        (Anon.)
Daniel        (D crump)

4907
There once was a girl mamed Jo        (Anon.)
there was once a young boy called        (Cameron)
Have no fear: I would say        (Macy)
Elke        (Anon.)
This limerick started like this        (Anon.)

4906
there was a young girl called claudia        (do do)
There was a young girl called Emma        (Anon.)
There was a fine lady called        (Sue)
there was a young girl called Emma        (Anon.)
there was a community, Brookdale Memorial City        (Anon.)

4905
There was a teacher called scott        (Anon.)
There was a bear named Kieron        (Anon.)
There was a reired man called Paul        (Anon.)
there was a man named alan        (alan)
Mike        (Rosson)

4904
There was a young priest called Kroba        (Anon.)
There was a man called Liam        (Anon.)
Who's enjoy eating soba        (Kaila)
sup dude        (juh)
There was a teacher called scott        (Anon.)

4903
Lownes you are so small        (Anon.)
you only have one ball        (Anon.)
With your little pet frog        (Formidable)
You threw in the bog        (Gnomey)
You are ever so, ever so cool!        (Little_Cookie)

4902
There was a boy        (Dom)
WHO WAS FAT        (HO)
he had many toys        (love)
which he used to pat        (me)
I loved to sleep always        (Morgan)

4901
Isaid hi        (yoooooo)
rosesare red this is too        (alex)
a bard began a tail        (Anna)
death bleach bleach fail        (trumpus)
Kimberly        (Anon.)

4900
There once was a lady called        (Sadie)
There once was a man called Paul        (Cazbag)
Martin        (Cazza)
dot        (---------------------)
dot        (-----------------------)

4899
There once was a chick named        (Monique)
She knew that her hair was on fleek        (fleek)
There once was a man called        (Jim)
he is a fan of science        (Rob)
lover of flowers        (Anon.)

4898
There once was a man named Bryan        (Mouse)
There once was a girl named Brittany        (Brittany)
there oce was a girl named zara        (zara)
There once was a man named        (Ralph)
maurits        (Anon.)

4897
there was a shady lady called di        (Anon.)
Janine        (J9)
She was not good        (Ashu)
But she did love food        (Zie )
So she died        (Yamini)

4896
Happy Birthday        (Peter)
Natalie        (Nat)
is this thing working        (wTF)
There was a young bird named jacki        (Anon.)
Di is one hell of a shady        (di)

4895
There was a young girl called        (Hanke)
Emma        (Anon.)
html        (Anon.)
css        (Anon.)
not funny        (Anon.)

4894
The once was girl named jen        (Anon.)
pieter        (Anon.)
dan        (Anon.)
The once was a girl named Mariska        (Anon.)
There once was a geezer named Barnaby        (Anon.)

4893
There once was a girl named Lorna        (Anon.)
Who loved to look at the fauna        (Anon.)
There once was a lady named        (Lisa)
There once was a girl named        (rebecca)
Lol poop k lol heheheh lol        (Potato)

4892
There was a young fellow named Andy        (Anon.)
Who was awfully fond of a shandy        (Anon.)
he'd drink them down quick        (Anon.)
till his dong went all tickly        (Anon.)
Cos the booze makes him awfully Randy        (Anon.)

4891
Bernie a chap that wee know        (Anon.)
had a big hairy mole on his toe        (Anon.)
a face like a twat        (Anon.)
he smelled like he's shat        (Anon.)
and he hires humphy cunts as his smo's        (Anon.)

4890
There once was a lady named Ann        (Anon.)
whose fanny looked just like a flan        (Anon.)
down between her legs        (Anon.)
there was cheese, ham and eggs        (Anon.)
and her labia were 2 bits of ham        (Anon.)

4889
There was a young fellow named Peter        (Anon.)
An infamous stiff Boaby eater        (Anon.)
He would munch any cock        (Anon.)
Either flacid or rock        (Anon.)
And would swallow them down by the meter        (Anon.)

4888
There was a young lady named Lynn        (Crawf)
Who had thick black hair on her chin        (Anon.)
She'd wash and she'd shave        (Anon.)
To make the chin fuzz behave        (Anon.)
That hairy faced fucker named Lynn        (Anon.)

4887
Glen        (Anon.)
There was nice a man for japn        (Anon.)
In the middle of the night        (Anon.)
Smell yer maw        (Dick)
smell yer maw        (Dick)

4886
There was a young man from Tring        (Anon.)
Who always chewed on a piece of string        (Anon.)
One day the string went down        (Anon.)
And he had to run away from the town        (Anon.)
That unlucky young man from Tring        (Anon.)

4885
There once was a cute baby        (Anon.)
Who knew a nice lady        (Anon.)
He started to make a big fuss        (Anon.)
and ended up in a very tight truss        (Anon.)
That once upon a time cute baby        (Anon.)

4884
gerry        (Anon.)
marie        (Anon.)
making fantasy playoffs        (game of jones)
beat these jerkoffs        (Anon.)
Amelia        (Anon.)

4883
If I didn't have molly        (Anon.)
I wouldn't have a life        (Anon.)
If I didn't have molly        (Anon.)
Freddie        (Anon.)
gerry        (Anon.)

4882
There was a dark night        (Anon.)
The road was dog shite        (Chopper)
Siobhan        (Anon.)
On her birthday        (Naomi)
If I didn't have molly        (Anon.)

4881
Andre        (Anon.)
Day        (Anon.)
Computer        (Anon.)
Play        (Anon.)
Done        (Anon.)

4880
katherine        (kat)
with light as bright as the sun        (JO)
Was a nun        (Eagle)
Andre        (Anon.)
Andre gun        (Anon.)

4879
There once was a girl named Steen        (Anon.)
There once was a boy named        (dan)
I know a young lady        (Charlene)
there once was a girl named        (Hannah)
kat        (beast)

4878
There once was a boy from tring        (Anon.)
Who often attempted to sing        (Anon.)
You might need a few beers        (Anon.)
To help comfort your ears        (Anon.)
Or else they are likely to ring        (Ladybuddha )

4877
There once was a girl names Betty        (Anon.)
who ate large quantities of confetti        (Anon.)
And when she sneezed        (Anon.)
Her family were displeased        (Anon.)
ugh        (Anon.)

4876
There once was a man from bengal        (Anon.)
Who tripped and would certainly fall        (Anon.)
on a ladder        (Anon.)
hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj        (sam)
and fluy        (Anon.)

4875
There was a cheeky monkey from Aditi        (Dangerous Beans)
There once was a teacher called Maggy        (liz)
You have a small willie        (Anon.)
You little piggtråd        (Sexyboy)
Bengal        (Anon.)

4874
there once was a man called graham        (bob)
All he did was eat spam        (Rowe)
Becky        (Anon.)
Small        (Stef)
Shigella is a bacteria        (Anon.)

4873
There was once an old man named "Doc"        (Maximus125)
He had quite the deLorean        (anon)
fuck        (Anon.)
there was once a doctor named mortu        (Anon.)
sarah        (Anon.)

4872
There once was an emperor of Frankfurt        (Anon.)
Who complained his ankles always hurt        (Anon.)
He Was Charles The Fat        (Anon.)
He died as he sat        (Anon.)
Atop a pile of Frankfurters        (soused)

4871
There once was a man called terry        (Anon.)
Who occasionally liked to make merry        (Anon.)
Simone        (Red)
There once was a        (Izzy)
girl named        (fox)

4870
I ate trains in a magnificient village        (Saixillusion)
There was a girl named maya        (Anon.)
There once was a boy from Dundee        (Mid*s)
weysouurstogeppirt        (Anon.)
Thats the way it ends        (Botty )


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