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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5999
There was once a man named dave        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Ollie        (Anon.)
There was once a lady called Anna        (Anon.)
there once was a man named lou        (jijamoe)
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5998
there was a woman called roberta        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called        (Emma)
mrsglam        (wildcard)
War        (Borncricketer)
Fave        (Dave)

5997
There once was a butcher named Jed        (killalot)
There once was a girl named Tina        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named grace        (Anon.)
There once was a guy from Ohio        (Anon.)
There        (Anon.)

5996
There once was a man named fred        (Anon.)
and somehow he turned up dead        (Anon.)
He was talking with his wife        (Anon.)
Seen a white light        (Anon.)
Then woke to a big steak knife        (Rae)

5995
There was a boy called Sam        (MyDadsBald)
Donald        (Anon.)
Dale        (Anon.)
there once was a man who was anxious        (sajjad)
There once was a lass named catherine        (Anon.)

5994
A golfer tries hard to hit straight        (Anon.)
leeds utd        (neil)
but he would always masturbate        (Tom)
very explosive        (Anon.)
Gravity        (Anon.)

5993
Sturla        (Anon.)
Money        (Anon.)
Cars        (Anon.)
Rich        (Anon.)
Ugly        (Anon.)

5992
There was a piece of software called OnBase        (Anon.)
The documents weren't going to the right place.        (Anon.)
The error queue grows.        (Anon.)
off to Ireland he went        (Angus)
And he lost his poor face        (Alice)

5991
Running around at the speed of sound        (Anon.)
Not even burdens will keep my bound        (Anon.)
Dr.Eggman doing evil as it is        (Anon.)
Saving the world is my own biz        (Anon.)
IN the name the name of sonic shall resound        (Anon.)

5990
Today was a great day        (Fred)
Running around at the speed of sound        (Jello)
No burdens keep me bound        (Anon.)
Saving the world day by day        (Anon.)
Do not worry i'm a heroic cliche        (Anon.)

5989
a lady became widowed by a train        (Anon.)
she couldn't take care of her brain        (kk)
so she slipped on a rock        (Anon.)
and fell on her cock        (Anon.)
and now she has a vagina        (Anon.)

5988
Happy birthday to a yound girl called Alma        (Anon.)
Let's all take her out for some schwarma,        (RogueRachiru)
Michael        (mike)
There once was a boy from germany        (Anon.)
Who prefers a shower to a bath        (Anon.)

5987
Why the hell did you ruin the limerick        (I was going to finish it properly)
thanks for that        (goodbbye)
There once was a girl with a black cat        (eva)
birthday happy freshtrends        (Anon.)
piercing body tattoo freshtrends birthday        (Anon.)

5986
there was a young girl called yolanda        (Anon.)
who made cupcakes with a colander        (Zet)
All those who ate them died        (Ta Ha)
And they had to have them fried        (Mil Ton)
There was a boy called nat        (Who ate all on his plate)

5985
There once was a company called Here For U        (Anon.)
hgjgfhu        (Anon.)
I once knew a man from Rocky Point        (Mike)
Who liked to rub his joints        (Anon.)
Together they smelled like poo        (Anon.)

5984
There once was a lad called Mark        (Anon.)
Who liked to think he was smart        (Anon.)
He always worked late        (Anon.)
But never till eight        (Anon.)
Cos he's a bloody lazy fart        (Anon.)

5983
there once was a girl called lizzy,she never ever looked busy        (Anon.)
and busy        (bunny)
HE ALWAYS WORKS LATE        (Bondy)
But never till eight        (Anon.)
Cos he's a bloody lazy fart        (Anon.)

5982
There is a mentor of mine        (Anon.)
Who wanted to make me shine        (Anon.)
he did not know        (Anon.)
Fred        (Anon.)
there once was a girl called lizzy        (Anon.)

5981
There was on old man called Sammy        (Bob)
Who ended up being quite a dummy        (Kevin)
Sammy one day        (Anon.)
Had tooth decay        (Stewart)
And now Sammy's called gummy        (Minion)

5980
There once was a woman called Yvonne        (Anon.)
There once was a doggie named Radish        (Anon.)
Radish one day        (Anon.)
Had tooth decay        (Anon.)
And now Radish is called gummy        (Bananana)

5979
There once was a lass named Lilly        (Anon.)
there once was a boy named ali        (ali)
She departed one day        (Anon.)
there once a guy named Dan        (Anon.)
hannah        (Anon.)

5978
There once was a girl named        (Joanna)
steven        (seadie)
who noticed his balls were uneven        (Anon.)
There once was a young lass from fores. She said, "See the lovely lores!" Her name was Lilly. She fo        (Anon.)
There once was a young lass from fores. She said, "See the lovely lores!" Her name was Lilly. She fo        (Anon.)

5977
China only wanted gold and silver'        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called mel        (Anon.)
There once was a man named        (Tom)
The one and only bape        (Anon.)
Waiting in the line wearing a supreme cape        (Anon.)

5976
There once was a girl named        (Abigail)
dan        (Anon.)
Jameson X Young Henry        (drank)
djejjejddjdjdjdjsjsjsjshshdjdjdjsjsjsjsjhssjshshshsjssssddpjhhh ohhgkrkrkfjfj keisoekjdidiidicicicic        (Anon.)
happiness        (Arron)

5975
faster pussycat        (Anon.)
this hound is not so fat        (Anon.)
no time to be fussy        (Anon.)
can’t stand ground and cuss        (Anon.)
keep running puss        (Anon.)

5974
sue is 50 we hear        (keefy)
and still likes her beer        (Anon.)
her head is a little queer        (Anon.)
to bed we need to steer        (Anon.)
oh dear        (Anon.)

5973
There once was a man named James        (Jim)
He had a lion to tame        (John)
Living life in vain        (Blaq)
My earliest memories was you as a scout master        (Anon.)
what the fuck        (lol)

5972
There once was a Lady named Ann The Puzzel        (Anon.)
She took all her games in guzzel        (Anon.)
The faiyhful elf brought t`em        (Anon.)
was tired; Cherchez la femme        (Anon.)
To prevent all guzzle I bring a muzzel        (Anon.)

5971
Once there was a man called Neal        (Anon.)
aca        (Anon.)
sdc        (Anon.)
ccc        (Anon.)
ccccc        (Anon.)

5970
I chose a man named Benjamin        (Anon.)
and he was part of a committee that signed the declaration        (Anon.)
I chose a man named Benajmin        (benjamin)
Jameson        (Young Henry)
Neal has misplaced his fob        (Lumby)

5969
there once was a girl named Logan        (PeteF)
She was an artist on my blow-gun        (PeteF)
her smile was so hot        (PeteF)
she me with a shot        (PeteF)
And made my friend into a snow-gun        (PeteF)

5968
there once was a man named        (Craig)
James        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named        (allie)
There once was a ma. Named ivan        (Anon.)
There once was a man named ivan        (Anon.)

5967
there once was a woman named pat        (patty)
There once was a boy named alex        (Alex)
bri        (Anon.)
There once was a man named jerry        (hairy)
Whos Beard was very Hairy        (hairy)

5966
A handsome young man named ray        (Anon.)
there was a young lady called ava        (Anon.)
My name is Alankrit and i am gay        (Akshu)
Wait for me till i catch my prey        (Anon.)
pat        (Anon.)

5965
There was a girl called Doreen        (Iron Man)
Her last name was green        (Star Lord)
She finds a nut        (Nancy Whitehead)
Kicks a butt        (Bob)
Unbeatable, and clean        (Squirrel Girl)

5964
Jarred        (Anon.)
Beth        (Anon.)
nantucket        (Anon.)
Jason        (Anon.)
Connecticut        (Amy)

5963
there once was a girl called Ribanna        (Anon.)
He loved to fart his pump        (Trump)
Monomer        (Anon.)
Cassandra        (Sandra)
Ashleigh        (Ash)

5962
Man called oven        (Anon.)
Man called iven        (Anon.)
Woman called even        (noserub)
just like every evening        (aj)
happy birthday seve van der graaf        (blab)

5961
Got shot by a a really cool trapper        (Anon.)
goot shot in the knee        (Anon.)
He had a face of a ghost        (Navarien)
there one was a gril name sonia        (Anon.)
Man called oven        (Anon.)

5960
Funny how a chair        (Anon.)
the wind blows        (Anon.)
and the river flows        (Anon.)
There was once a man called Ben        (Anon.)
Garrett was once a cool rapper        (Anon.)

5959
The tragedy of the commons        (Anon.)
of our dear friend like        (tAnon)
Irish jaguar Susan        (clive)
Fast Fast Faster        (Clive)
Traffic Lights Green Lets go        (Anon.)

5958
There was a young man named Gary        (Anon.)
There was a silver fox called        (Neil)
There was an old man called Alan        (Alan)
There was a young man called Nick        (Anon.)
mango        (Anon.)

5957
There once was a man bamed Brett        (Anon.)
there nce was a man named Brett        (Anon.)
flöter        (Anon.)
There once was a burd named Helen        (Anon.)
Mia        (Anon.)

5956
I know a young girl named Katie        (Anon.)
sucked in beer pong        (Isaac)
I know a man named matt who played baseball        (Anon.)
I know a young girl named        (gina)
There once was a man named Brett        (Anon.)

5955
There once was a man named        (Chuck)
koek        (Jens)
Maisie        (Anon.)
greg        (Anon.)
Chris        (Anon.)

5954
I'm Stanley with no luck        (Stanley)
I ran from camp, to join a friend        (Zero)
There once was a fellow called nick        (nick)
poisson distribution        (Anon.)
kilnk        (Anon.)

5953
There once was a man named mark        (Anon.)
He had recently lost his spark        (Anon.)
He didn't sleep well        (Anon.)
And wanted to bail        (Anon.)
I'm Stanley with no luck        (Stanley)

5952
There once was a man named mark        (Anon.)
He had recently lost his spark        (Anon.)
He didn't sleep well        (Anon.)
And wanted to bail        (Anon.)
And just curl up in the dark        (Anon.)

5951
There was a young fella called Les        (fred)
His life was a crazy mess        (Fred)
He tripped over his dog        (Anon.)
Les hit the floor like a log        (Anon.)
And he ripped his dress        (Anon.)

5950
Hi there        (Phil)
There once was a man named aaron        (Anon.)
that really hates to rhyme        (smit)
like really        (smit)
he never rhymes anything        (Anon.)

5949
There once was a man named Johnny        (JeanoBeano)
There was an old man called Phil        (Billy Whiz)
Birdham        (Jane mike)
Emma        (Anon.)
Grucy        (Lucy)


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