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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5104
stront poep kont stront        (Anon.)
stront stront stron        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called mel        (Anon.)
gay hamster        (mathis)
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5103
There once was a chicken of fluff        (Anon.)
gt        (Anon.)
when i went to the bathroom today        (Anon.)
There was a boy named troy        (Anon.)
He had an impressive toy        (Anon.)

5102
There was was a monster named stone        (Stone)
There once was a monster named stone        (Stone)
There once was a chicken of fluff        (Anon.)
He was just a big powdery puff        (Anon.)
he looked rather meek        (Anon.)

5101
Alan went to McDonald's for lunch        (Alan)
Brandon doesn't understand chemistry        (brandon)
Violet Night        (Thomas)
Lola went Chickfila for lunch        (Lola)
There was was a monster named stone        (Anon.)

5100
There once was a chicken of fluff        (Anon.)
He was just a big powdery puff        (Anon.)
He looked rather meek        (Anon.)
You'd think he was weak        (Anon.)
But he actually was very tough        (Anon.)

5099
There once was a furless cat        (Annie)
In his hairless condition he sat        (Anon.)
Pondering his lot        (Anon.)
He thought and he thought        (Anon.)
With no fur for warmth he chose fat        (Anon.)

5098
There once was a girl named Jenny        (Jenny)
Who had nothing but a penny        (Anon.)
When someone asked how many cars she had        (Chester Green)
The answer was        (Chester Green)
Not any        (Remy)

5097
chatterton        (Anon.)
nope        (Anon.)
nope        (Anon.)
nope        (Anon.)
nope        (Anon.)

5096
there once was a guitarist named paul        (Anon.)
There once was a kid named Wyatt        (Wyatt palmer)
There once was a dwarf named brofgard        (Anon.)
Pie        (Nick)
Nine        (Anon.)

5095
jeroen gras        (Anon.)
jeroen gras        (Anon.)
jeroen gras        (Anon.)
jeroen gras        (Anon.)
jeroen gras        (Anon.)

5094
There once was a cat from Chester        (Nick)
Who sat on a spit in Worcester        (Nick)
He turned up his mouth        (Nick)
And let his teeth out        (Nick)
And cock-a-doodled like a rooster        (Nick)

5093
There once was a man named Ryan        (Anon.)
he is found mostly on the sun        (Anon.)
he was the first to be found in space        (Anon.)
he was discovered on the sun before earth        (Anon.)
Ryan ate everyone on earth and the sun        (bob)

5092
there once was a bloke named neville        (Anon.)
there was a young man called john        (Anon.)
oops, didnt get it..        (Anon.)
Sweden Love Honey Magic        (Chris)
And he's now became a doctor        (Ryan)

5091
There was a girl called sarah        (Sarah)
there once was a bloke called golder        (Anon.)
there once was a girl called lynne        (Anon.)
she killed others with a pin        (Anon.)
there once was a bloke named        (neville)

5090
caesar please take precaution        (Anon.)
many want you dead        (Anon.)
5 lines        (rachel)
Brexit        (Michael)
Sarah        (Anon.)

5089
A new head teacher from Malmö        (Anon.)
Jim        (Anon.)
there once was a kiwi name errol        (Anon.)
Emma        (Anon.)
caesar please take precaution        (Anon.)

5088
There once was a girl called medina        (Anon.)
Who laughed at Brad's little weiner        (Anon.)
Aghast at it's size        (Anon.)
Her eyes on the prize        (Anon.)
She extracted a rise        (Anon.)

5087
There once was a girl named stephanie        (Anon.)
That was from a town called Bethany        (Christopher )
Maureen        (Anon.)
calls her hephanie        (Erik)
There once was a girl called medina        (Anon.)

5086
there once was a pug called joe        (john sena )
who ate a hoe        (bob the pie)
and now is stretched in a line        (bob the pie)
because of the hoe by his spine        (bob the pie)
as a jerk may say why, isn't that rather divine?        (bob the pie)

5085
There once was a planet        (Ethan)
ffffff        (Anon.)
in a pie        (joe smoe)
eating on the fly        (bob the pie)
with a bear on fire        (Anon.)

5084
In a garden filled with sunflowers        (Anon.)
There is a bird with willpower        (Anon.)
Worms pilled in his beak        (Anon.)
He returns every week        (Anon.)
But it returns to overpower        (Anon.)

5083
In a garden filled with sunflowers        (Anon.)
There is also a bird with willpower        (Anon.)
She went for a walk with her umbrella        (Bella)
Who never wanted a fuss        (Anon.)
nnnn        (Anon.)

5082
There once was a called Kara        (sam)
Everyone wanted to scare her        (Anon.)
She was very gullible        (Anon.)
It got her into a lot of trouble        (Anon.)
She was very funny i swear        (Anon.)

5081
There once was a lad named Timmy        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Jo        (Anon.)
Who liked to ride in the dark        (Badgers)
There once was a lad named chris        (Anon.)
There once was a lad named        (chris)

5080
ij9jokljm        (kjikoi)
There once was a girl named Jenna        (Anon.)
Who liked to train in vianna        (Greb)
SHE JUMPED OFF THE TOP        (VIC)
WITH A MIGHT FLOP        (VIC)

5079
There was a man called Yuen        (Yuen)
who was lame but perky        (owl)
adflkjd folks adklf jlakjf laks djf        (tom)
There one was a boy named        (Alex)
There one was a boy named        (Alex)

5078
There was a girl named Rachel        (Kitty)
He began thrusting his genitals        (Trumpo)
mathieu        (mathi)
engineering        (Johan Sverdrup)
lissa        (lissa)

5077
There was a fat man named poo poo        (Tong)
and he wanted to use the loo        (Tong)
but out came the fat        (Anon.)
right on the mat        (Tong)
And he ate it as food        (Anon.)

5076
there was a young man called hew        (Anon.)
and he farted some poo        (Kitty)
and then he ate it        (Kitty)
and he sat on it        (Kitty)
and I would have said ew        (Anon.)

5075
There was a young man called Webb        (Anon.)
there was a young man called ivor        (Anon.)
There was a young girl named claire        (Anon.)
there was a young man called Frank        (Anon.)
louise        (Anon.)

5074
there once was a girl named        (emma)
Jenny        (Dovey)
She saved til she had a penny        (Anon.)
Then one day at noon        (Anon.)
She bought a new spoon        (Anon.)

5073
You must be a young lady named Sue        (Anon.)
Who slept on a chair eating stew        (Anon.)
it was a great shock        (steffi)
when she found a rock        (Anon.)
in that delicious connection and brew        (Anon.)

5072
There was a fit girl called rachel        (Anon.)
Who ran to her local landfill        (Anon.)
She threw herself in        (greenaway)
And sunk to her chin        (greenaway)
A weird cure for her sudden chill        (greenaway)

5071
There once was a girl named Anne        (dj)
who loved to play with pans        (Anon.)
one day she was in case        (Anon.)
and smacked her face        (Anon.)
and now she is in serious pain        (Anon.)

5070
There once was a girl called megan        (Melissa)
She said are you scared I say Maybe        (Anon.)
hi        (Brae Brae)
i was very nice        (Anon.)
i was very nice as fire        (Anon.)

5069
There once was a man named troy        (Anon.)
He would often act like a boy        (Anon.)
He had 5 bags of cans        (Anon.)
And of Tebow a fan        (Anon.)
nature        (Anon.)

5068
there was a young boy called        (reece)
Jim        (Anon.)
Who would eat his own as on a whim        (Anon.)
Because        (James )
Eight slices of        (Orange)

5067
There once was a boy named        (Kurush)
Aaron        (Woody)
He fixed both eyes        (Boss)
There once was a class called 9L        (Anon.)
Her friends all around her were swarming        (Anon.)

5066
there once was a girl named        (lisa)
Before the tower falls far away in Pisa        (Muni)
She so loved to party        (Laura)
The once was a girl named Mel        (Anon.)
she awsome caz she cool        (fazo)

5065
There        (Anon.)
Was        (Anon.)
a young captain, named Kirk        (Anon.)
He shot a kitten with a smirk        (Snow White)
there once was a girl named        (lisa)

5064
There was a young fellow called James        (Anon.)
Brian        (Anon.)
alex        (Anon.)
A really forgetful, young James        (Dewdrop)
and not at all a 'smart Alec'        (Dewdrop)

5063
There was a young man from Nantucket        (cheesepop)
Who's cock was so long he could suck it        (arsebiscuit)
He said with a grin        (nipplesplat)
As he wiped off his chin        (biffinbridge)
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it        (vinegarstrokes)

5062
There was a young man named Arvi        (Anon.)
Jason        (J Rage)
I am a pink thing that's tastes your food        (Anon.)
doggo        (Chicken)
rob        (Anon.)

5061
Where once was a man named E,        (David)
An old volunteer named Ed        (Anon.)
He just loved dogs        (Anon.)
but also liked hogs        (Anon.)
So he kept them next to his bed        (Anon.)

5060
so wait you're taking a class        (Anon.)
Congruent means the exact same        (Mel)
there was was a bannana        (fart)
Magnesium swag        (Anon.)
white bright light        (Anon.)

5059
there once was a girl called zoe        (Anon.)
zoe zoe zoe zoe zoe        (zoe)
she ran around        (Zo )
while making a crowd        (dhlfgdf)
and runnind around        (dhlfgdf)

5058
There once was a girl called Maria        (Peter)
Her work was an awesome career        (Peter)
There once was a boy and girl        (Tony)
there once was a girl called zoe        (little legs)
zoe        (Anon.)

5057
There once was a man from Peru        (Cass )
Who had a lot of growing up to do        (Cass )
He'd ring a doorbell,        (Cass)
Then run like hell        (Cass)
Until the owner shot him with a .22        (Cass)

5056
There was a young lady from Opole        (Ania)
There once was a girl named Kate        (Anon.)
Then she hanged from a pole        (Anen )
And died from falling into a hole        (Atun )
The end        (Anon.)

5055
there once was a director named        (Fernando)
Mia and she liked to play games. after work she baked        (Anon.)
Lady        (Catherine)
Knight Store Gold Bold        (AE)
Mike        (Anon.)

5054
Irritating        (Isabella)
She liked Vodka        (Lynn)
Kirsty        (Anon.)
There was a man named brent        (Anon.)
There was a man named brent . Who could not pay his rent . He begged on the street . He feasted his        (Anon.)


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