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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4715
Hickory Dickory dock my life is like a flock        (Person)
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4714
There once was a boy name Percy        (Anon.)
Who went to a school called Yancy        (Anon.)
His dad was Zeus        (Anon.)
His power was never of misuse        (Anon.)
But he was like his dad powerful and fancy.        (Anon.)

4713
There once was group a group in room 10        (Anon.)
Who came to school with a pen        (Anon.)
They walked in the door        (Anon.)
Prepared to learn more        (Anon.)
The once was a guy named Zac        (Zac)

4712
There once was an odd duck named        (stunt)
Scrotum        (titsmgee)
There was a young boy called liam        (Liam)
Dean and Louise's wedding day        (Anon.)
who will eat cookies until the cows come home        (Taylor )

4711
Hole        (Anon.)
Ketamine        (Anon.)
And fifty years later        (Sue)
a lady from saly lake city        (Puc)
She loved her candy floss too        (Anon.)

4710
Once America had a party        (Lol)
4709        (Jack)
Sam is a Dipso        (Sam)
kochplan        (Anon.)
Foobar        (Anon.)

4709
two poets who couldn't agree        (Anon.)
some experts they wanted to be        (Anon.)
So whats up they say        (ANth)
Hey ho im so gay        (Anon)
lets make love till the cock crows at three        (Anon.)

4708
There once was a girl called Maya        (Anon.)
Stephen        (Tsim)
there once was a boy called Frankie        (Frank)
there was a nonse named Frankie        (frankie)
there once was a doll called        (Preslea)

4707
there was a young girl called sarah        (Anon.)
who ate at ate until she got pale        (Anon.)
When she did sick she felt        (Anon.)
you're all niggers        (Anon.)
So she jumped in the pile of poo        (Annie)

4706
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Owl)
all that she cared        (Matt)
was to fuck me real hard and she was sweating to death, beacuse it felt to hard and good        (Anon.)
shed love to fuck, there for she was a porn starr        (Anon.)

4705
there once was an awesome lady named julie        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Owl)
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicola        (Anon.)

4704
fuck me in the ass        (Anon.)
ayy papi        (Anon.)
it just squirted        (Anon.)
and the dick is too big        (Anon.)
oww dady not there        (Anon.)

4703
there once was a kid named dan        (lifestash)
who oneday he brought a sedan        (lifestash)
when he turned to the right        (me)
he saw a red light        (me)
and the knew that he crashed in a fan        (me)

4702
hi        (Anon.)
there was once a knight in a boat        (lifestash)
who could eat like a hoarse and a goat        (lifestash)
when he went in to battle        (lifestash)
he brought a big saddle        (lifestash)

4701
Love is        (Anon.)
a hard thing to take        (dustin)
when your lover's love is fake        (dustin)
There once was a dancer named fran        (Anon.)
there was once        (Anon.)

4700
hwdkfr        (Anon.)
Love is        (Anon.)
Love is        (Anon.)
Love is        (Anon.)
Love is        (Anon.)

4699
The once was a young man named Jesse        (Anon.)
There once was a man called        (Enzo)
lolypop        (pop)
and shit on the gays        (fuck you)
dwfku4khgfui4jwtog        (Anon.)

4698
there once was a fellow named sam        (Anon.)
Prontons        (Anon.)
Prontons        (Anon.)
Atomic mass        (Anon.)
But we all love Emily        (Anon.)

4697
there once was a girl named trinh        (Anon.)
Helen        (60)
She broke and brushes and combs        (Erin)
She broke and brushes and combs        (Erin)
sam        (Anon.)

4696
right left right left upper lower quadrants        (Jackie)
adominopelvic        (Jackie)
epigastric        (Jackie)
Perineum        (Anon.)
Tenth division right left        (Jackie)

4695
Roses are red        (ken)
Viloets are blue        (Anon.)
Common over I'll Netflix and chill with you.        (Jim)
Christine        (Anon.)
Birthday, love, sex, beer, fun        (Christie)

4694
Metric        (Anon.)
Extracting data        (Anon.)
Triple beam balance        (Anon.)
World in my hands        (Mac. Jay)
I been count money        (Max)

4693
hello my name is Sulfur        (Anon.)
S is the symbol of Sulfur        (Anon.)
Atomic mass is 16        (Anon.)
I can make your grass green        (Anon.)
Protons and Neutrons are also 16        (Anon.)

4692
there once was a girl called        (steph)
sarah        (Anon.)
mike        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called        (Sarah)
There once was a girl called sarah        (Anon.)

4691
Tits        (Paddy)
mits        (Josh)
Spoon        (Man)
Baboon        (Josh)
More tits        (Co)

4690
There once was an arsenal supporter        (Len)
Our son is dating his daughter        (Paddy)
Bulls are scary        (Len)
Whats gay? House on the prary        (Len)
We will die if we dont have water        (Josh)

4689
There was a young man from Broome        (Anon.)
Who made all the young girls swoon        (Anon.)
Tennis        (Len)
Arsenal supposter        (Len)
Spoon        (Len)

4688
The        (Anon.)
Fevers        (Anon.)
Debugging        (Anon.)
Effort        (Anon.)
Differ        (Anon.)

4687
There once was a man named        (Dan)
Laszlo        (Tracy)
There was a young man from Broome        (NT)
Designing random things        (T.T)
And had lots for of fun        (Fegef)

4686
My dad is from the island of malta        (Anon.)
It's fair to say I like a game of poker        (Anon.)
He won a crystal owl        (Jack)
K.L.D Fashion is my passion        (K.L.D Fashion)
There once was a boy named        (Chip)

4685
There once was a man called        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called        (Little J)
Laura        (Anon.)
lorena        (Anon.)
morena        (Anon.)

4684
There once was a man from rockport        (Anon.)
who was a terrible sport        (Anon.)
there once was a couple in denver who fell in love        (Anon.)
There once was a man name Joe lewis        (Anon.)
There once was a man called        (Alan)

4683
Merlin the wizard once said        (marg)
O,C,H,N,Ca,Ph,K        (Anon.)
O,C,H,N,Ca,Ph,K        (Darius)
Murray        (Anon.)
There was a Birthday girl called Sarah        (Anon.)

4682
There once was a man named Dan        (Savage)
Who loved eating beans from a can        (Anon.)
All he wanted was to play        (Anon.)
Definitely all day        (Anon.)
Now he serves a 80 year ban        (Anon.)

4681
There was an old man from Laxey        (Anon.)
Who will be seventy three tomorrow        (Paro)
TCT        (Anon.)
His past brought his family great sorrow        (kame)
and then he went to tomorrow        (blah)

4680
Rose is a girl with a plight        (Sally)
Insecurity        (Anon.)
is not something to fight        (moo)
A bus Driver named Ken. Drive 26dutch People        (Anon.)
There once was. Man named Ray        (Anon.)

4679
Once a woman went to Nantucket        (Kathy)
The office missed her buckets        (Anon.)
Although they got by        (Anon.)
Just like pigs fly        (Anon.)
Glad you came back to your job and didn't say "chuck it"        (Anon.)

4678
There once was a girl called        (Grainne )
Alexander        (Anon.)
the once was a gu called        (troy)
There once was a man named        (Steve)
there was a girl call ju        (jr)

4677
Kevin is leaving and this is sad        (Tad)
There once was girl name deborah        (Anon.)
she wanted live in sunshine        (Anon.)
so she decide to shine        (Kas)
Mike Reddell        (Anon.)

4676
Hear ye hear ye it's true        (Andie )
chloe        (Snowy )
Water forms covalent bonds        (water)
David        (Anon.)
Three little pigs        (Anon.)

4675
the pugs were very cute        (Anon.)
the computers could not compute        (Anon.)
404 Error        (hero)
There was a lady called Char        (Anon.)
nigel        (Anon.)

4674
there once was a dog who wanted a hotdog        (jess)
but she was a fat dog        (colleen)
5 line        (Anon.)
SARAH        (Anon.)
the pugs wiuhuh uihuhefhuie        (Anon.)

4673
There once was a very fat goat        (Samu)
Once a man named        (Jacob)
Circus        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Sara)
There once was a girl named        (Sally)

4672
ik ben stijn        (Anon.)
to thee        (Jaiden Chhabra)
whittles        (Anon.)
Lisa has a little fox        (Lisa)
reinventing the wheel        (Andy)

4671
hoi michiel        (michiel)
dikke debiel        (pim)
dit is pim        (michiel)
hij is niet bepaald slim        (pim)
stijn        (Anon.)

4670
Aaron has a birthday today        (Anon.)
He is older but not yet grey        (Anon.)
He felt old        (Meow)
hoi ik ben pim        (pim)
michiel is lelijk        (nietgedaandoorpim)

4669
Teh poopy poop loves pooping poop.        (Meow)
But she stopped pooping after a poop.        (Meow)
The poop so brown        (Anon.)
It ran out of town        (Anon.)
Then drove around in a big loop        (Anon.)

4668
There once was a old friend named Tony        (Bruce)
There once was a old friend named Bruce        (Thomas)
There once was a man named James        (Parks)
as        (Anon.)
ok        (Anon.)

4667
There once was a boss called Carole        (Anon.)
There once was a man name        (Trav)
There once was a girl called        (Karina)
Chris        (Kim)
There once was a woman named Hillary        (Cindy)

4666
There was a nice man named mark        (Anon.)
who filed all his taxes in the dark        (Anon.)
He owed so much cash        (DrDrea)
That he made a quick dash        (DrDrea)
there was a nice man named        (john)

4665
brian        (Anon.)
man named        (Anon.)
I know an old geezer called        (Booch)
boobs        (liela)
There was a nice man name mark        (Anon.)


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