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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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There once was a girl called Maya        (Anon.)
mal called maya over        (Anon.)

HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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wales        (ryan)
pub        (Anon.)
england        (Anon.)
england        (Anon.)
milk        (Anon.)

There once was a girl called        (Raz)
There was a horny gentleman        (Tom)
Who fell for a meadow bear        (Nic)
Milaan        (Anon.)
wales, england, pub, milk        (ryan)

There was a little boy called James        (Anon.)
Who loved to play silly games        (Anon.)
But that was just a faze        (Dean)
Soon he liked Purple Haze        (Erock)
And his big sister fanned the flames        (Erock)

There was a man on an island        (Keat)
quitely gazing his hand        (Nony)
Jonny        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called nicola        (Nicpla)
Roasting invader        (Holye)

The Seraph of Void        (Anon.)
leaving        (Anon.)
maya        (Anon.)
Loved a pint        (Anth)
A bloke from an island        (Keat )

Life is just a blast        (Anon.)
Its Movin really fast        (Anon.)
You Better stay on top        (Anon.)
Or life will kick you in the ass        (Anon.)
And that'll just be a blast        (Anon.)

there once was a girl from dorset, who ought to have been wearing a corset        (Anon.)
who ought to have been wearing a corset        (Anon.)
but she ran off to Canada        (Anon.)
wearing a bandana        (Anon.)
and never came back to enforce it        (Anon.)

there once was a fire        (mark)
that burn't down all disire        (shark)
Fuck em chuck, i fuck a duck        (neschr)
There was a man from Lampasas        (Daddywaggs)
there once was a girl called        (Eva)

The river gilpin was flowing        (Marta)
There once was a man named jerry        (Anon.)
There once was a VP named        (Evelyn)
there once was a dog named Joe who buried a bone that he stole when his master found out he let out        (Anon.)
and moved back south        (shark)

there was a young girl called        (emma)
Hannah        (Anon.)
who travelled the world with a banner        (Anon.)
to manage this feat and to provide a sweet tasty treat        (Anon.)
Be stiller        (Ben)

Pencils, textas and gel pens that you use on colouring        (Em)
There was once a girl called sandy        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called sandy who liked eating candy        (Anon.)
Life was all but dandy        (liam)
Nigel        (pete)

There once lived a young woman who had dreams        (Nutty)
She suffered more than what people could imagine        (Anon.)
She decided to train        (Anon.)
So she could become strong        (Anon.)
Maybe she can become a superhero        (Anon.)

There was once a brave pirate from space        (Anon.)
But went to the dentist for brace        (Daisy)
He has a poor direction        (Daisy)
He has a full tooth collection        (Daisy )
Maybe I can become a superhero        (Nutty)

There once was a girl named Annie        (Anon.)
Who had an eccentric granny        (Anon.)
She ran away        (Anon.)
And there she will stay        (Anon.)
Until she goes quite canny        (Anon.)

There once was a girl called Sam        (Anon.)
Who always ate tons of spam        (Anon)
dfg        (jjffjyu)
dated a gal        (Mal)
There once was a girl named Polly        (Anon.)

There once was a man from Fairfax        (Anon.)
He worked extra hard to pay tons of tax        (Anon.)
But one day he felt sick        (Anon.)
And the guilt hit him quick        (Anon.)
No he won't come to work it's not fair fax        (Anon.)

There once was a friend called        (Lisa)
There is a digital developer in Melbourne        (Jake)
darron        (Anon.)
Laura        (Anon.)
Utrecht        (Cer)

For this while things are going fine        (Anon.)
I'm healthy and not in a mine        (Anon.)
Now how should I say this        (Anon.)
Cause right now life is bliss        (Anon.)
Now I've learned that life is divine        (Anon.)

Now he's back in middle school        (Anon.)
He tries not to look like a fool        (Anon.)
Now typing essays        (Anon.)
Also dodging delays        (Anon.)
And eats mint to keep his cool        (Anon.)

There once was a comedian Townes        (Daniel)
Whose job was to obliterate frowns        (Anon.)
In Papa Gedes he stood        (Anon.)
jksdhawjdafaffdfd        (Anon.)
akgfwejkgfajkshfksjfakgdgeaf        (Anon.)

Good thing he saw the world better        (Anon.)
And never became a debtor        (Anon.)
He learned to be grateful        (Anon.)
Didn't emerge hateful        (Anon.)
Yet some how ticked off a netter        (Anon.)

He found that the world was harsh        (Anon.)
As trustful as Crocs in the marsh        (Anon.)
Yet he tried his best        (Anon.)
And got help for the rest        (Anon.)
But sometimes got caught in a farce        (Anon.)

Once there was a boy with a dream        (Anon.)
He took the world as it seemed        (Anon.)
But then he grew up        (Anon.)
He drank jo from a cup        (Anon.)
And lived life as he schemed        (Anon.)

dkgdfhgkjbihthjfgrjg        (Anon.)
jdfogsijithjirgjijgigjijgso        (Anon.)
flxjjhojojotgojgrjgkjrj'ksjgaj'g        (Anon.)
jxdjsgihhkgiha'ghkghria'jgkjkrjgkakghghiurghjahgjhgjhfjihgaiu        (Anon.)
bijbihidfgkfdhgihghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg        (Anon.)

cvkgoSJDFIWjif        (Anon.)
JFIEWIGHwihgiwHGOI        (Anon.)
ngkrjgiejigoae        (Anon.)
fjgifdgihjdjihb        (Anon.)
hisihtisjgidg        (Anon.)

Jazmynn and from virgina        (Anon.)
Nice and a funny dancer        (Anon.)
dance to what ever on        (Anon.)
and sings really really loud        (Anon.)
but after that I'm just quiet        (Anon.)

There once was a clown        (Anon.)
Who lived in a town        (Anon.)
There once was a boss named Rob        (Anon.)
who LID\        (Anon.)
who like to fuss and huss        (Anon.)

There once was a man called Chris        (Piss)
Who desperately wanted a kiss        (Anon.)
so she made a flamingo        (Anon.)
There once was a clown        (Anon.)
Who lived in a town        (Anon.)

A dog who was old        (Anon.)
that had a terrible cold        (Amanda)
While the owner sat back and smiled        (Anon.)
a cry was made from a child        (Anon.)
and she made a lot of gold        (Nick)

Look at the cat        (Anon.)
who whore all black        (Anon.)
with an eerie smile        (Anon.)
that'll make you stand back a mile        (Anon.)
vebetge        (Anon.)

Sitting while drunk is a feat        (Ethan)
came a girl who was beat        (Nikie)
with a day full of terror        (Amanda)
and a whirl of a fairer        (Micky)
lady and man and a key        (Anon.)

There was a young girl named Sandy        (Anon.)
who felt a bit randy        (Anon.)
flipped up her skirt        (Anon.)
an attempt to flirt        (Anon.)
She was definitely full of brandy.        (Ethan)

on an ordinary day        (Anon.)
there was a girl by the bay        (Anon.)
she was eating a burger        (Anon.)
Anterior means it comes before        (Anon.)
and then she decided to stay        (BOBSWAG)

on an ordinary day        (Anon.)
there was a girl by the bay        (Anon.)
she        (Anon.)
eh        (Anon.)
kill me muhehe        (Anon.)

on an ordinary day        (Anon.)
there was a girl by the bay        (Anon.)
who was eating hot chips        (Anon.)
she cut them to strips        (Anon.)
m m m m m m        (Anon.)

Er was eens een meisje uit driezum        (Anon.)
Die kamde haar haar met een biezum        (Anon.)
They both love too ski        (Anon.)
nigger        (Anon.)
And she's was the lovely bubba        (Anon.)

there once was a boy        (Georges)
Michael        (Mickie)
Norman        (Anon.)
he was like a toy        (Cempy)
full of joy        (Anon.)

There once was a dog withoit feet        (Jared K.)
Who slid on a white, old, dirty sheet        (Kemzy2015)
Disturbed by a flea        (Kemzy2015)
And smashed in a tree        (Kemzy2015)
That poor little dog named Lahmeat.        (Kemzy2015)

There was an old man called Phil        (Anon.)
Everyday he likes to eat krill        (Jared K.)
He eats from the sea        (Jared K.)
Nutritious as can be        (Jared K.)
He thinks "Man what a true thrill!"        (Jared K.)

The was a young boy called        (Ed)
A smexy man named        (Teague)
who killed himself        (Teague)
NTQ surveyoyr        (Nick)
gino        (Anon.)

I like to dab all the time        (Anon.)
sometimes whipping makes me rhyme        (Anon.)
nae nae nae nae nae        (Anon.)
you are not my bae        (Anon.)
all these words are considered a crime        (Anon.)

Phil Morris is the king or Rock        (Anon.)
He wears pearl snaps and kick ass socks        (Anon.)
There was a chap name        (Tanner)
not at the hall of fame        (cassie)
He also knows how to suck his cock        (YOUR MOM)

We like to laugh so give us a joke        (Vag)
Who wore penny loafers        (Lena)
Chickrn nuggets        (Abby)
Butta        (Anon.)
Life        (Anon.)

There once was a little girl named Jocelyn        (Jocelyn)
Who always talked too loud        (j)
She would never sit down        (Anon.)
Until one day she saw a clown        (Jocelyn)
Now she would always sit down        (Jocelyn)

October 13th, what a day        (Mike)
ben        (Anon.)
There once was a little girl named Jocelyn        (Jocelyn)
Who always talked too loud        (Jocelyn)
She would never sit down        (Jocelyn)

I like my awesome pizza        (Jackie chan)
i like my sigma lenses        (Anon.)
i like then hot        (Anon.)
jebdgdfjhbFGK        (Anon.)
JDBBFHBDJFB        (Anon.)

There once was a man called Lee        (Anon.)
Who was a master of I.T        (Anon.)
He went off the n his car        (Anon.)
But couldn't go far        (Anon.)
Because he'd forgotten his key        (Anon.)

There was a short man called dan        (Anon.)
Who tried to drink milk from a can,        (Anon.)
He stood on his toes        (Anon.)
But just bumped his nose        (Anon.)
And decided he'd drink from a pan.        (Anon.)

notice        (Anon.)
tom        (Anon.)
A birthday for billy        (Anon.)
A birthday for Emma        (Emmina)
Sarah        (Anon.)

o m g lew it's your bday        (Anon.)
There once was a man called cakey        (babycakes)
Mikey        (Anon.)
poisoned challice        (mike)
mark        (Anon.)

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